Pentagon confirms talks to build gay bomb
This has to be the best story of 2007. The Pentagon has confirmed that it was in talks to fund the creation of a gay bomb. The bomb would release hormones that would entice opposition soldiers into wanting to have sex with their fellow soldiers over fighting the enemy.
I don't think I could have made this up if I tried.
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When hit by the bomb, do victims prefer Armani or Calvin Klein. If you're on the edge of the blast radius, do you just become androgynous? These are vital questions.
But the one point that will not escape my mind:
This was a Clinton ran military. The irony is just beyond delicious.
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